Example Application Template

(Here is a proper emulation of what an application looks like. If you want to be taken seriously, post a serious application. You get bonus points for pictures and bribes, and even more points if youre a girl.)

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hey guys.. hmmm, i want to apply for barney brigade.

My name's Sam, btw. I believe in the spirit and willingness of the Barney Brigade to help the ANI Nation in NAAO/ARTEMIS.

With the likes of HollyMadison who is a constant kitting babe, S0lbooster who is always offline or afk, Gamul who is my bitch, Peace2k who is the most hated barney member in the history of ANI, Shaq who is the proclaimed #1 igear, MannyPacquiao who is inactive and who gave all his items to meee (not u buchukoy), Scubadiver who has no membership, Leonhart/Le0nhart who is always AFK and sometimes EMO (lol, that sexy beast), Kirov who hates Benson, Emphysema who seldomly appears since he's playing he's hax agear, Tequila for being funny and all, Medtech for being Medtech, Kururo for being CHUVA AND GAYNESS and lastly Hyatt for being the gayest member of the brig (well gestapo's gay too, that's me, yes im gay). and Balipudni for being sexy, but anyway.

here's my resume:

[center]Sam Milby
#14 Salamanca Street Manila

Objective: TO BE A BARNEY MEMBER

Education: wtf? who cares.... :/

Honors and Activities:
Won 1st prize in the HollyMadison Impersonation Contest
Won 2th place in the Buchukoy Shawarma Eating Contest (damn u kikit!!)
Received the Golden Boy Award for Sexiest Man of the Month (January 2009, sponsored by the Golden Boy himself Shaq)
Received the Bad Boy Award for constant flaming in TC for the month of March (2009)

Experiences:
1. I played SCO/Airrivals and Im a very good Mario Player
2. I know how to turn on my PC not like others *cough* buchukoy *cough*

Strenghts:
1. I am a kit whore, and for sure the enemy will experience extreme irritation/annoyance.
2. I have a sexy computer
3. Im Gay

Weakness:
1. I dont have any good equipments
2. Im easily annoyed by Bgears who KS.
3. I have the tendency to love men. Im Gay. What can u say? Sam Milby is gay.

So Ciao!
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